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Beanbag Aesthetics

The tracks on this compilation represent the first known collection of music in the beanbag genre. This double-miniCD release comes in special packaging - complete with complementary beanbag beans! For quasi-legal reasons, the artists who contributed to this release could not credited at the time of pressing of this CD, but are credited on this page.

The "beanbag" disc contains a mix of standout works of the beanbag genre, produced by various artists. The "aesthetics" disc contains selected portions of other beanbag works, specifically designed to give the listener an overview of the works produced by the artists working within the genre. It is best enjoyed by selecting the 'random' function on your CD player to create your own beanbag mix.

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track listings
Beanbag disc

1. the beanbag collective - live and direct from Stephens…
2. Jack Tenner - rock my jacuzzi
3. boyfriend & girlfriend bounce! - feelin' fine!
4. your court-appointed male guardian - a little bit of soul
5. slako & Bushsmoker! - going sick in reykyavik
6. Gold Coaster - peter foster's weapon of mass seduction
7. werker & Para-site! - housing commission block rocking beats
8. slako & Bushsmoker! - another boring weekday
9. milo & Captain Quik! - Doctor Rock
10. The Einstein of knife design - one
11. Jupiter Conrad - My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable
12. slako & Bushsmoker! - bongo without a pause
13. booty & the Beats! - booty-shaking mega-mix

Aesthetics disc

1. the beanbag collective - introducing…
2. slako & Bushsmoker! - a nice day for very little
3. Peter K. Croft - dirty faces on angels
4. the beanbag collective - secret hidden track
5. bliss bongs - large marinara at 110
6. Gold Coaster - you too can garden like Bernard King!
7. The Einstein of knife design - licence to grill
8. werker & Para-site! - beefcake blues
9. milo & Captain Quik! - we're, like, so totally rock!
10. David & David Hanson! - stay crispy
11. Jupiter Conrad - we have obsolete technology
12. slako & Bushsmoker! - 'ponic
13. werker & Para-site! - plastic or plastic?
14. bliss bongs - left lung harmonics
15. Gold Coaster - Done with Ken
16. $tephens - kay sun
17. Russ & Sir Johannes - Bond
18. Jack Tenner - my talent is wasted on you people
19. Palm Bitch - Miami Vice
20. David & David Hanson! - pass the chronic unemployment, please
21. Juan Nayshon - badong
22. Russ & Sir Johannes - TSSTD
23. bumfaak & diklik! - fudgeparker
24. Gold Coaster - all crispy
25. the beanbag collective - the next bus to Southport is scheduled to arrive in two hours.
26. Peter K. Croft - you my picture take?
27. The Einstein of knife design - Marta's kitchen
28. Palm Bitch - no ramen til thursday
29. Bob la Castrate - it's a murder-mystery, but without the twist
30. Bob la Castrate - the twist
31. Palm Bitch - shuck you
32. skoolies - you and who's booty?
33. Gold Coaster - you'll get far in a town like this with a chest like that
34. werker & Para-site! - oh fucking hell yeah, bitch?
35. Russ & Sir Johannes - Hines damn!
36. Gold Coaster - all golden
37. skoolies - no sleep til Coombabah
38. bumfaak & diklik! - marseter
39. Gold Coaster - surgeon's paradise
40. werker & Para-site! - breakfast for lunch
41. Jack Tenner - filler
42. slako & Bushsmoker! - dodge
43. Palm Bitch - go shuck yourself
44. Peter K. Croft - Yoshi! The remote…
45. booty & the Beats! - move it like you mean it
46. Palm Bitch - fantasy man-made island
47. Gold Coaster - gated community spirit
48. bumfaak & diklik! - Martha and her giant pistons.
49. Gold Coaster - big chins as a sign of good breeding
50. Jack Tenner & Jupiter Conrad - solid gold baby
51. Palm Bitch - your roots are showing
52. Bob la Castrate - her bar
53. your court-appointed male guardian - who's your court-appointed male guardian?
54. boyfriend & girlfriend bounce! - buddy
55. skoolies - sunk lotto
56. David & David Hanson! - V-6
57. your court-appointed male guardian - hey kids, don't screw thugs!
58. Gold Coaster - I got burned in the Gold Coast property bubble and all I got was inspiration for this lousy song
59. milo & Captain Quik! - learn how to couch surf in six easy lessons
60. the beanbag collective - this song is lame
61. slako & Bushsmoker! - bathtub of mass production
62. Jack Tenner - high school dropout made good
63. The Einstein of knife design - infomercialisation
64. slako & Bushsmoker! - dodgy cheque bounce
65. booty & the Beast! - BootyVole
66. Jack Tenner - cream cheese and cola
67. slako & Bushsmoker! - Bushwhipped!
68. Peter K. Croft - it's a texture, not a feature
69. bumfaak & diklik! - sixty-nine
70. Jupiter Conrad - sinjury
71. Jack Tenner - Jack Tenner School of popular modelling
72. milo & Captain Quik! - 3 pm breakfast at tiffany's
73. skoolies - caravan parkin'
74. Gold Coaster - Rikki's Lake
75. Palm Bitch - Springer
76. $tephens - sugarmommy
77. booty & the Beast! - pity 'bout the booty
78. Jack Tenner - we like love
79. the beanbag collective - beanbag superstar
80. skoolies - crazy pony
81. bliss bongs - we are all made of matter, and other really deep concepts
82. Jupiter Conrad - deco
83. bumfaak & diklik! - go beck yourself
84. werker & Para-site! - dole rage
85. The Einstein of knife design - I was the messiah
86. boyfriend & girlfriend bounce! - caroline's corner
87. Jupiter Conrad - they way we will be
88. Bob la Castrate - two fat ladies
89. your court-appointed male guardian - fiddler on the snatch
90. the beanbag collective - tonight at the arc…
91. Palm Bitch - my new scratching technique is making you twitch
92. $tephens - $tephens
93. David & David Hanson! - highway to hell Logan
94. the beanbag collective - untitled
95. Russ & Sir Johannes - pluck me a pony
96. Jupiter Conrad - hyperbling
97. Jack Tenner - tanned fantasy
98. Gold Coaster - stay golden
99. The Einstein of knife design - a message from women everywhere

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